Joe Bivins Vs. Joe Bivins!

Remember my evil twin, the web developer from Wesley Chapel, FL who runs joebivins dot com? Well, even though he hasn't updated his blog since BEFORE I noticed he was trying to kill mine, for a little while his devious programmer tactics appeared to have worked, and his site was top ranked on a search for joe bivins at Google.

But today, I am proud to say that The Great Joe Bivins Unpopular Blog has risen back to the top! YES! VICTORY IS MINE!

But let us not become complacent! The battle is over but surely not the war! So I have decided to use my name more!

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(Taken out of context this looks like that sequence in Being John Malkovich where Malkovich goes into his own head and everyone's like "Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich MALKOVICH!" BEST MOVIE EVER!)

Okay! I would not care about this problem if I had anything better to do but THIS IS WAR MOTHER FUCKERS. JOE! BIVINS! JOE BIVINS!!!! (Joe Bivins.)