ATTN: In regards to Geocities sucking.

I passed a herd of political yard signs (migrating South for the winter presumably) today and I noticed for the first time that one of the local candidates has his website ON GEOCITIES! HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A DOMAIN NAME, IT'S GEOCITIES.COM/FPEREZ1776!!!

And now a totally sarcastic open letter from the Great Joe Bivins (i.e. me) to said candidate, Franklin Perez:

Mr. Perez:

You sir have clearly mastered the interwebz. If only all political-types could wield such technological expertise, could make such an effort to understand and be adept at new forms of communication. But no. Most "major party" candidates still communicate by rotary phone or telegraph (or in McCain's case, carrier pigeon). How can they hope to compete with the wealth of new young politically active voters when you've clearly got your finger on the pulse of internet culture?

Should you somehow lose your bid for the State House, I expect you'll be appointed Internet Czar by the new President, a post which will take full advantage of your MAD HAXXOR SKILLZ.

TEH SINCERLY,

The Great Joe Bivins