Scatterbrained Nonsense

It's been SOOOO LONG since I bothered to blog! Guys it's actually been almost two months even since I did my last blog which was just me saying "Fuck". (I'll be sad to have that not be listed as my most recent post on TFFU, though. (Firefox's spelling suggestions for "TFFU": TOFU, TIFF, EFFUSE)).

Of course the reason I haven't done a blog in like forever yo is that

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Oh this Family Guy is on where Quagmire is surprised that none of the other guys have heard of Wings (the sitcom not the band with Paul and Linda McCartney or the things that are on the sides of birds and planes and Mercury's shoes and helmet that always seemed redundant as Hell stupid Olympian pantheon). I used to love Wings, but now I haven't seen it in so long I can't actually remember most of the character's names.

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I actually have nothing to say. But actually it turns out I have lots to say because I've been Twittering like NON-STOP. Of course, as is customary (and required) my Twittering is in bursts of 140 characters and while my Tweets are virtually always in serialized form my thoughts really don't even deserve to be read you should probably go watch videos of girls eating poop on YouTube or if you wanted to do that and still read this you could always come back, the blog will wait...

Eh anyway I thought I'd just take my Twitter and bring that energy over here so as to get blog traffic. The idea reminds me that Project Wonderful (the BASTARDS) delisted my lonely little adbox again a while back and this time I didn't bother to fix it, though I noticed I've still had ads most of this time, so I apologize to whatever site wasted their pennies because I've been getting like NO traffic here. If it makes you feel better I can't get that money until I have at least ten dollars racked up and it's never going to make it that far.

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Jillian should get her own Family Guy spinoff, she's funny, funnier than Cleveland anyway. Plus I'm pretty sure Drew Barrymore has NOTHING BETTER TO DO. Excluding that thing a few months ago, what movies has she been in in the last few years? NOTHING. Are we sure the porn star Drew Barrymore isn't the real Drew Barrymore in disguise? I hear former child stars usually have pretty solid brain rot.

I guess what I'm saying is Drew Barrymore's career is in the toilet and she should do porn. Sex tapes are the new comebacks.

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I need to get one o' them magic Ashton Kutcher cameras to take pictures of my pastel pictures I've been doing. Or just some other decent digital camera, but I saw those in the store the other day and they're pretty affordable (I guess because for most people a cell phone camera fulfills all their digital camera needs.) I also need to move my pastel thingies because where I have them hanging now is where I need to hang my new dartboard. I got a dartboard (a proper old-school type with wires and all which as opposed to some crappy child-safe flimsy plastic alternative came with frickin' sharpened brass put-your-friend's-eye-out tipped darts, three green and three red) for 10 dollars but my room is so cramped there's only a few places where I can hang it that I'll be able to stand regulation distance when I'm throwing. RULES ARE IMPORTANT YO.

It might not be an issue that much longer, there's a trailer I'm planning to buy and fix up until it's FUCKING AWESOMETOWNE. The main thing that's in question now is how long it will take until we can upgrade it from moldy hobo-shanty to habitable space (or rather how long it will take for me to afford the materials we'll need to damn near re-build the place). But anyway it'll be pretty cool when I'm done with it, there's a closed-in porch that I'm going to seal up and turn into another room which will itself be almost as big as the entire rest of the trailer, and there's a room in front which will make an excellent bridge for when I get the warp nacelles attached. I have yet to decide if I'll use the TOS bridge setup (Helm and Navigation) or TNG (Operations and Flight Control), but I'll probably go with the TOS uniform color scheme (Gold for command Red for operations).

Okay, that's enough I guess. One of these days I need to get PW to relist my adbox.