If we are ever travelling together never take me to Stonehenge because I'll just spend the entire time casually quoting lyrics from the song. Like so:
YOU: So how old is Stonehenge anyway?
ME: Well this guidebook here says they were built "in ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawning of history." It continues, referring to the Druids: "No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains hewed into the living rock of Stonehenge. [imitates drum fill] (sings) STONEHENGE! Where the demons dwell, where the banshees live and they do live well!"
YOU: (pretend you don't know me)
That's right, bitches! I'm bringing back that old HTML classic: THE HORIZONTAL RULE! Next a stick man digging and a 3D rotating @ symbol! THIS A HIGH CLASS INTERNET SITE RIGHT HERE!
Everybody last night was talking about Lost, which I have never seen ever. I almost want to watch it now that it's over, but it also seems kind of insane to watch the whole thing on DVD. Also I can't think when I'd have the time. Years from now when I'm old and settled maybe. (By old and settled I mean after I've given up on life and am a shut-in hiding behind stacks of newspapers with thirteen cats. Two or three years away at most.) Anyway everyone was excited about Lost but I was excited they finally did the Family Guy retelling of Empire Strikes Back, which would've been a lot funnier if they'd done it a couple of years ago when they said they were going to. As it is the funniest part was the Back to the Future II reference. TOO MUCH BUILDUP, FAMILY GUY. YOU KEPT ME WAITING TOO LONG.
WHEEEE! HORIZONTAL LINES SEPARATING THINGS! I SHOULD EMBED A MIDI FILE THAT WOULD BE THE TOPS!
I'm trying to find either a band to join or someone to join my band or even just one person to play music with. We're trying to use Craigslist for this, I remembered I used to use a site called Gigfinder but I went there the other day to find they'd made it completely useless. You used to be able to filter things based on location, now a lot of the ads don't even list the location. Nobody cares about this stuff.
I'm thinking I might like to be a bass player again, because I remember whenever I play it that I'm really good at it. The only thing stopping me is I like writing songs and singing, and I don't like singing while playing the bass. But it might be fun to just play bass for a while.
If I started playing as a duo I wouldn't want the second person to be another guitar player. I've got that angle covered I think, bring something different in like a keyboard or a mandolin or a cello or something cool like that. Just spitballing here. Chances of success: 0% Proof again that talent is useless without networking skills. Fuck this universe.
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As a horizontal rule (hr) replacement for what you're trying to do, use a border-top and border-bottom of 2px solid #cccccc in a CSS definition and assign that to a HTML paragraph tag. Might need to use padding of 20 0 20 0 to add space between the paragraph and the lines.
I want to say this guy is a bot because bots generally don't recognize humor. This is the machines' only weakness. In the wars between man and machine we will identify robot spies by making them watch Caddyshack and observing their behavior. They will find the dancing gopher puppet horrifying instead of mildly amusing and we will know. We will know.
Yeah, you're totally right. I'm a bot.
How high was that flight of stairs? It look 30 minutes to climb it.
Oh are we offended that someone thought we were a bot? I'd be more offended that I accused you of not having a sense of humor.
I guessed you were a bot because I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. A bot would see keywords referring to HTML code and the horizontal rule tag and rattle off some HTML coding tips because the bot can't read the rest of the words around and judge that such advice would be lost on its intended audience, on the other hand a human being of reasonable intelligence ought to be able to manage this feat of reading comprehension.
To your second point, dude it was like so tall. Man you wouldn't believe it.
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